// Variables for random number generator.
today=new Date();
jran=today.getTime();
// Set to number of quotes available.
var number=12;
// Becomes generated random number.
var random_number=0;
// Random number generating function.
// Original generator by Paul Houle (ph18@cornell.edu)
ia=9301;
ic=49297;
im=233280;
jran = (jran*ia+ic) % im;
random_number=Math.ceil( (jran/(im*1.0)) *number);
quotes = new Array(12);
authors = new Array(12);
quotes[0] = "You gotta do what you gotta do... then live with what you've done.";
authors[0] = "Timothy";
quotes[1] = "I suppose it grew legs and walked away by itself.";
authors[1] = "Mom";
quotes[2] = "Honest dad, I didn't break it.";
authors[2] = "My Kids";
quotes[3] = "It sure as #### didn't break itself.";
authors[3] = "Dad";
quotes[4] = "I'm not a complete fool..., some parts are missing.";
authors[4] = "Tony Svanstrom";
quotes[5] = "Nobody cares how much you know 'til they know how much you care";
authors[5] = "Michael McCord";
quotes[6] = "Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.";
authors[6] = "Salvor Hardin";
quotes[7] = "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.";
authors[7] = "Charles Schulz";
quotes[8] = "Reality is the leading cause of stress... for those in touch with it.";
authors[8] = "Jack Wagner";
quotes[9] = "Youth is squandered on the young!";
authors[9] = "Grandad";
quotes[10] = "The 4 hardest words to say, 'I do not know'.";
authors[10] = "an observer";
quotes[11] = "The 4 easiest words to say, 'I do not care'.";
authors[11] = "an observer";
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TIMOTHY'S
RANDOM
QUOTATIONS
Timothy's Random Quotations
by Tim Wallace
timothy@essex1.com
